potato-tots:

potato-tots:

there are some fandoms that are too crazy even for me tbh

image

do you think i have a death wish

(via zackisontumblr)

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

there are some fandoms that are too crazy even for me tbh

image

do you think i have a death wish

(via zackisontumblr)

zodiaccity:

Possible remedies when Sagittarius is unhappy.

zodiaccity:

Possible remedies when Sagittarius is unhappy.

legalmeth:

•❁ more here ❁•

legalmeth:

•❁ more here ❁•

(Source: laskarnadia, via responds)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via fuckuary)

legalmeth:

•❁ more here ❁•

legalmeth:

•❁ more here ❁•

(Source: dearly-demented-devotion, via responds)

thetruthwecanthandle:

Catch my hair always in a messy ponytail

thetruthwecanthandle:

Catch my hair always in a messy ponytail

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

(via fuckuary)

repeals:

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repeals:

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(Source: st-rgaze)

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

(via lame--stain)

ilymorgannn:

Or girls who plan on getting laid in the near future.

ilymorgannn:

Or girls who plan on getting laid in the near future.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via lame--stain)

"

I will not settle

for bits and pieces of you.

I want all of you.

"

— (via kushgrl)

(Source: connotativewords, via lame--stain)

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via lame--stain)